HAPPY B-DAY ERIKA!!!

Hey Erika! This is another birthday thing that I know that you are going ot be so annoyed at that it will make you throw your comuter out of the window and watch it crash to the ground below. I was never good at birthday wishes so I guess you'll have to forgive me for sucking at this. Oh well, at least I got to say what I needed to say.
Love ya. ^-^

<<~~=Subliminal Messaging=~~>>

Even though I am what some people might call "Psychotic" I would like to ensure you that there is nothing wrong with a little mental insanity when it is needed. I mean come on, the people labeled as "Psychotic" (as myself have been labeled), don't get the respect that we need. Seriously, we are just creative people who are taking a mental vacation. We don't always think about the flying bird men who are going to take over the world. THEY'RE REAL!! tHeY aRe PlAnNiNg To KiLl Us AlL!!!! Sorry. Anyway we need to be respected as the out cast mental patients as we are. And not be shunned by the stigmas of society. WHAT OUT FOR THE BIRD MEN!! tHEY WILL KILL US ALL!!! We are human as well as individuals. THEY ARE BENT ON WORLD DOMINATION!! We believe that God has a plan for all of us. KILL THE BIRD MEN!! We never know when he is going to use us for the good of his word. DEATH TO ALL BIRD MEN!! Thank you for understanding and helping us mentally vacationing. We hope you support us in our struggles. STOP THE BIRD MEN!!! Thank you again for your support. BIRD MEN!!
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Mrs. Beichner I was extremely bored and needed something to do other than my story and I've been addicted to blogging. I think you might need to see a shrink after reading this one. Sorry if I have caused any sort emotional and or mental damage. More so I think I need to see a shrink after this one as well. Again I am very sorry about this god forsaken post. Don't know why I just did this at all. Maybe it's because it's quarter til 11:00 at night right now and I really need to get to bed before the buzz in my head turns into a 20 minute "til you literally pass out" ring inside of my head. Ta ta ^-^
Peace out.

Small preview of "Hasta que la Muerte Nos Sepera"

“Hasta que la Muerte Nos Sepera”

The crunching leaves reverberated under her feet as she walked briskly down the sidewalk. The whisper of tree tops bristling in a slight breeze cut through the thickness of silence that engulfed the night ambiance, greeted her ears. A dog, as she passed a persons’ yard, would aid in the disruption of the deafening silence. Her breath came in short puffs and could be seen due to the cold. A cold so profound that it made a lifeless cadaver shiver in its grave in an effort to keep warm; the thought of a body chilling in the grave sent a cold shiver sound her spine causing her to become even more frigid.
“Why does it have to be so damn cold?” She spat as she wrapped her hands around herself and hissed as a cold breeze bit at her already frozen cheeks. Kijana never loved Winter, even as a child her mother always had a hard time trying to force her to go outside and have fun.
The sound of Gospel Christmas songs played in the background as Shainizhya stood at the sink washing the dishes after a large family Christmas dinner. She looked over to Kijana, who was staring out the window with a pout on her face.
“Mama, why do the snow gotta come ev’ry Christmas? It ain’t got no purpose here, and it cold, too.” She whined out in slight disdain. Shainizhya let forth a full, hearty laugh and shook her head at her daughter’s hatred for a little bit of frozen water.
“Kija, why do you not go outside and make a snowman?” Her mother’s sweet, soft voice asked in a cheery tone, ignoring her question.
“I don’t wanna go out theres. It cold! My legs may be fixin’ to fall off the second I goes out there” she exclaimed in that whinny, tone. She’d do and say just about anything to try to get out from going outside in that Hell of all weather and seasons.
Her mother sighed; set down the plate that she finished rinsing and walked over to her daughter, wiping her hands dry on her apron. Kijana craned her neck as she stared into her mother’s green eyes that danced with amusement.
“Beby, ya know ya need to be there for ya brotha. What if he run into the road and get hit? How would you feel?” She said with love in her voice. Kijana nodded her head ashamed with herself that she would rather ditch her little brother, Tyge, and stay inside rather than be out there in the cold snow with him.
“Plus, him look kind of bored out there playin’ all by his lonesome self..” Her mother gestured with her head out the window and Kijana followed her gaze. There was Tyge, sitting in the snow and laughing about absolutely nothing. Even though his complexion was a darker shade of mocha, there was a hint of pink in his cheeks caused by the biting cold and gleeful imagination of a five year old boy. Kijana turned her face back towards her mother and agreed to go out with him.
“Ok, mama. I’ll go out and play wit’ him” she said dutifully. Shainizhya smiled and laughed.
“That my girl. You make me so proud and happy.” Kissing her daughter’s head she hugged her and let her go to put her snow clothes on. Once Kijana was bundled up, her mother sent her outside to her little brother. She stepped outside and her mother shut the door behind her. It was a dry cold—a bitter cold; she didn’t like the feel of it at all. It was wrong.
Kijana began to call for her little brother. But she could not seem to find him.
“Tyge! Come on out and let’s make a snowman!” She shouted as she bent over and began to form a ball in the snow for the base of the snowman. An instant later a snow ball hit her in her back side with a tremendous force.
“OW! Tyge! That really hurt!” An obnoxious laughter followed her exclaim from behind a bush near the yard. Tyge taunted her and she screamed in mock rage as she chased after him. They were soon throwing snow balls at each other; dodging and laughing as they continued the playful assault on one another. Kijana ducks behind a bush and Tyge hides behind the family car in the drive way next to the bush she is hiding in.
“You can’t win” She yells from the bush. Her laughter dies down as she hears no reply. She peaks out from behind the bush to see where and what Tyge was doing. She called out him, she receives a “psst” from a different location form the car. She walks around to find Tyge near the road, but thinks nothing of it as she scoops another snow ball into her hands and throws it at Tyge. He lets out a high pitched, childish scream and runs in the opposite direction.
Shainizhya is in the house drying off her most favorite serving plate when the sound of screeching tires and a low “THUD”, Kijana’s scream for her greets her ears. Her head snaps up and a blood curdling scream escapes her throat and she drops the plate, which shatters everywhere, and runs outside to Tyge.
Kijana watches as her brother’s body is flown high in the air then smacks the hood of the car that had hit him, before sliding off of the hood and landing in a heap in front of the car. She stared in shock as she slowly walked near him, but not to him. He wasn’t moving. Kijana heard a distant scream unimaginable pain, before feeling a rush of air go past her, and then seeing the dark blur bolt over to Tyge.
“Mama” was all she could manage before her mother broke out in a fit of horrific sobs of loss, grief, and pain; lifting Tyge’s head to her breast cradled him. She kept kissing his face and shaking him when he did not respond to her calls to “wake up”.
“Tyge! Please beby, please get up! Mama’s here now, please stop pretending? P-p-pleeaseee!!” She sobbed furiously as she continued to shake him to get him to wake up.
“No! Don’t leave me beby! I need you Tyge! P-please Tygeria, don’t go-o-o-ooo! Aahhh!!!” Shainizhya clutched onto Tyge’s lifeless body and her sobs became more frantic and loud. All the while Kijana was in a state of comatose as she watched her mother try so hard to brink her little boy back… even though both of them knew that that was not going to happen.
The person in the car stepped out and staggered over, he mumbled something that was incoherent to Kijana’s ears, but what he said made her mother become stock still and a feral look came about her eyes. She set Tyge’s body down softly and stood up and faced the paled faced, staggering man.
“You call my Tygeria a dog? How dare you?! You know you drunk! And you come and hit my beby! He dead ‘cause of you! You lucky I don’t disembowel you where you stand! You disgustin’ pig..” Shainizhya said the last part with such malice in her voice Kijana thought she would wet herself due to fright. She looked over to her little brother and walked up to him and kneeled next to him. She stared at his face and was shocked to see him like this. His forehead had been split open along with his cheek, which had a gouge in it; his nose was skinned and his lips were split down the middle. But the thing that was most unsettling the way that his body was in an unnatural position. His legs were bent in, making it look like he was sitting Indian style. His right arm was hanging, but not bloodily; it was bent in the shape of a “V” and had scratches all along the limp limb; the bone sticking just against the skin from the inside. His bodies whole position was unnatural and it looked like a possum that was rammed by a Mac truck.
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This is just a snippet of the original story, nothing more. This is it until the actual is completed. Ta ta ^-^.

What if...?

What would happen if animals could talk? What are some of the questions you would like to ask animals?
That would be so kickin' awesome if animals could talk! I would go up to my grandma's cat Bociphius (I don't even that that is how you spell it.) I would ask him, "Hey Bociphius? Why are you so big, I mean you have enough food and yet you keep eating? Are you depressed? I have never heard of a depressed cat at all." He would probably tell me to shut up and or scratch my face. Oh well. Plus i think some of the Hollywood animals would be so annoyed with their owners. Kind of like Paris Hilton. If I could get close enough to her dog long to ask a question and get answer, the answer would be something like this, "Please get me out of this little bag. She hasn't cleaned this bag for a week and I can't feel my legs. I hate it when she takes me out and starts to kiss my nose, blegh! Her breath smells so bad because her blood type is beer and wine. It makes me want scratch her eyes out and parade them around on my neck as a trophy." Yeah, that is kind of out of nowhere, but oh well.

What would happen if it really did rain cats and dogs?
Well that would be something now wouldn't it? I mean if it was actually raining cats and dogs I would be laughing my butt off trying to separate reality from fantasy. I really do not know what I would do if it was actually raining cats and dogs. That is a good question.

What would happen if you could become invisible whenever you wanted to? What are some of the things you could do that you cannot do now?
If I was invisible and could turn invisible any time that I wanted to it would be on my terms and my terms alone. Some of the things that I would do if I was invisible that I could not do before would actually sneak into Vin Diesel's house. That is all, I swear... But also sneak into my ex-friend's house and scare the living hell out of him. Muahahahahaaa...

What would happen if everyone wore the same clothes?
I would be the only one that was not wearing the same clothes as everyone else. Even if it was the law, I still would not do it. But an answer to the question at hand. It would be sort of nice, because then those girls that wear shirts that show every inch of cleavage that they got--that problem goes away. Plus those other girls that wear absolutely as less as they can, but they are stuffing themselves into clothes that are twenty sizes too small for them, and then everything is hanging out everywhere. Eewe!--yeah, that problem goes away as well...

What if you could walk up walls and across ceilings?
That would be so freakin' sweet! I would like be a weird creepy vampire from one of those cheap oldies Vampire rip off movie. yeah I would be so cool...

What would happen if you loved your neighbour as yourself? What if everyone did?
There would be less animosity in the world. But you know what that one rule is... You can't have love without hate.... But don't we wish is would it would be different.

What would happen if you grew taller than trees? How would this change your life?
Well it would be really hard trying to find clothes that fit you when you're that tall. Plus, I would NOT be able to do things that I could normally do. I wouldn't like it all.

What would happen if children ruled the world?
The end of the World. Hell on Earth... The end of reality! This would cause the fabric of reality to rip and our universe to be sucked into a dark vortex! Is this bad...

What if everyone lived under water? Where would people live? What games would children play? What would school be like?
If everyone lived under water there would be no obesity, and everyone would be stronger than other land creatures. This is because people would have to swim in treacherous currents and be adapted to the dangerous, and perilous conditions of the sea. NO ONE would be obese. They would be trim and muscular. Plus people would be wearing what belly dancers wear or less... awkward...

What would happen if you found gold in your backyard?
I would be richer than any of the philanthropists in existance. And then it depends on how much gold I find. If they are over fifty bricks of gold. Muahahahahaahahahahhaaaaa!!!

What if cows gave root beer instead of milk?
Dude! Like if cows gave Root Beer instead of Milk. Oh m-- :starts to cry and thanks god that such a question showed up on your blog,: I would be in such an advanced state in heaven. I would never leave the dairy farm--excuse me, Soda Farm. Moo!!

What would you do if you saw little bugs in your salad?
Laugh...

What would you do if Your friend had a broken leg? How would you cheer him up?
I would feel really, bad. Then I would go and break my own leg so that she/he would feel better. And then we can make jokes on how we would break each other's legs.

What would you do if you were in the middle of the lake and your boat began to leak?
I would start to cry. And or take off my shirt and use it as a plug to stop the leak. Then I would probable start screaming like a five year old school girl who has just had a large ginormous spider, named Larry, in her hair.

What would you do if a friend borrows things from you but never returns them?
I would go medieval on their @$$.. <= That technically is not swearing....

What would you do if a bully bothered you on your way home?
1.) Ask him to leave me alone.
2.) If he is a stupid moron and doesn't understand the word "Stop", than I will start to yell at him.
3.) There is no three, he would be on the ground crying like a sissy, mama's boy. (NO offense to anyone who always wants their mama.)

What would you do if you woke up in another country and no one could understand you?
I would probably cry and then start to think of ways to physically communicate with people what I need and want.

What would you do if you ordered an ice cream cone and you forgot to bring money?
Ask my mom, or maybe put the ice cream cone on lay-away.

What would you do if someone got in front of you when you were in line at the movies?
Be like, "Yo man! Do ya mind?! I was here first! And plus I'm having a good day for you to just come and get in front of me! So if you don't get back there where you belong you will from on be be under the belief that you are circus monkey named BoBo, who's only soul purpose in life is to make me laugh every time you fall in your own crap when you trip while doing one of your monkey dances!" (Wow really scary)

What would you do if your jelly sandwich fell upside down on the floor?
At least the dust bunnies are fed regularly...

What would you do if two of your best friends went to the movies without inviting you?
I would stalk them and then put little signs on their cars saying that I had died and will haunt them forever, because I would not be dead if they had invited me to go with them...

What would you do if the surprise party was for you but you weren't surprised?
Well it would really suck for the people who threw the surprise party for me in the first place. I would actually be really scared and probably hit someone by accident.

What would you do if you got a present you didn't like?
That happens alot, I'm used to it. But in the end those presents still have their uses. What I do is keep thinking about my step dad in a blue and pink, glittery tutu dancing to "It's a small world after all". That image keeps the surprise affect on my face. (It really does work.)

What would you do if you dropped the cookie jar and it broke?
Blame it on the evil invisible gremlins. They always make my life a living heck.

What would you do if someone said you did something wrong and you didn't?
Well what I would do is re-do the thing again to show them how wrong they were and then rub it in their face. But i'm not that mean to rub it in someone's face. Or am I?...

What would you do if your new shoes felt fine in the store but now they are hurting?
Comfort over fashion. Period.

What would you do if someone told you a joke that you don't think is funny?
Not even pretend to laugh. I would most likely say, "What?"

What would you do if you found a magic wand?
OH YES!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! I'm so happy right now! (Turns and mother "What would I do if I found a magic wand?" Her reply, "I shudder to think..." I can't really blame her...) I would most likely be bent world domination with ALL of my friends at my side as I take over the cosmos. And let us not forget the ever sexy Vin Diesel as my husband. What a glorious day that will be. MUAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!! Yes I had way too much sugar, plus I'm really tired. A strong emphasis on the words "really tired".

What would you say if someone told you it was all right to steal from a large department store?
"Haha! You're on crack..." and or "You're a re-re." and or "You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool."

What would you do if you saw a friend cheating--report it, confront the friend, nothing--and why?
I would probably go to them and talk to them about it, but then I think God and bad Karma will eventually catch up to him/her.
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Please note that this is at 10:00 pm and I'm very tired from the previous night when Erika spent the night to go to church with me and hear me sing today in church. We were so hyper last night it was so funny though. Ta ta ^-^

Random!!!

What if people could learn to read each other's minds? That would be so da--darn awesome! You may not know it, but I have a highly developed frontal lobe. Not only do I possess the of telepathy, I also have the power of: pyrokinesis, telekinesis, aerokinesis, Cryokinesis, Electrokinesis, Tetrakinesis/Geokinesis, Hydrokinesis, Thermokinesis, Magnokinesis, Photokinesis, Psychokinesis/Psikokinesis, and Biokinesis. I can also have the gift of foresight.
Please read the fine print below:
(Please note that this is total crap and that I do not have any of these powers. I was just extremely bored and need something to do with my boredome. So if you start calling me and asking me to give you palm reading or to ask what your future is I will pop you upside the head for being to stupid. Kay bye.)

If your did not read the above fine print. Then you missed entire point of this post. And you deserve to be slapped for not reading it and for actually believing that I had these abilities. Well I'm bored again and need to find something to do, Bye!
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What do I think?

What do you think the world needs now?
The world needs to stop and realize that fighting each other over religious or anything that is futile to fight over is plain and simply worthless and stupid. The world has lost it's need to want to help want another love one another.
What do you think your friends say to each other when you're not around?
When I'm not around, I think friends say that I'm on drugs and smoking crack... I don't know what they say really, but every single time I walk away from them they laugh and ears start to ring. I know things...I'm a psychic.
What do you think about the amount of violence on T.V.?
Well, although I thoroughly enjoy a good decapitation now and then I think that it can be a little less....A little! I do enjoy violence, but when it involves a child or an infant, that's when it sort of crosses the line. Now a child getting kidnapped and being put in a dirty room, but then is returned to his/her parent(s) then that is ok. But killing a child is sick and twisted.
What do you think about people polluting the environment?
Ever since the beginning of humanity, humans have been polluting the environment. And all of that has accumulated over the millennia, which is starting to cause the depletion of the o-zone layer. And the depletion of the o-zone layer will cause a rip in said layer and allow the suns rays to penetrate more and cause damage to the earth and cause people to get sun poisoning and skin cancer. But also the sun is going to melt the polar ice caps and inevitably humanity will drown. So an answer to this morbid question...I do not like it one bit, but we are human; we are careless, no how you look at it....
What do you think about having set rules for people to follow?
Eventhough government has set rules for people and their protection, not everyone follows them. Yes, it is good, and yes, with out rules more people would be fighting for survival. To put a little morbid spin on the subject.
What do you think about people who are inconsiderate of others?
As said before people are careless and don't really take other peoples' feelings into consideration when it involves something they want. As human beings we do not see our falts until the aftermath. That is when we see our wrongs. If I was to get into a fight with one of my most best of friends in the universe, said something so vile to them, and left, I would not feel bad. It would be the next day that I would be able to go him/her and apologized to them, only to find out that they were killed in a car accident... It is all about the aftermath that we realize we need to watch what we say and do.... People need to be more careful and not hurt the ones' we love...
What do you think should be done to keep people who are under the influence of alcohol off the road?
What the government needs to do is issue people who drink alcohol and drive a self Breathalyzer device in their cars so that when they want to drive they have to use that Breathalyzer. If they are too drunk then the computer installed for the Breathalyzer will beep and instantly call or notify a family member or friend to come and pick up him/her.
What do you think about ghosts?
I think ghosts kick major butt! I would so love to experience an encounter with one. Only if it is not a poltergeist, I do not want to be possessed by a psychotic, p'od, revenge lusting demon of hell.... Not up there with my list of "Exciting things I want to do in a haunted house".
What do you think of someone who has bad manners?
I think people with bad manners, no matter how nice the person is, need to be slapped. End of story... Of course, if the person is mentally retarded then they have and excuse, but I'm not recommending anyone go out and bash their head against a wall cement brick to try and make them selves mentally retarded so they don't have to use manners. Plus doing that act will not only prove that you are uncouth, but also that you are retarded...
What do you think about people who take advantage of others?
Ok, this is a senitive subject, because I know that everyone, including myself, has at least once in their life taken advantage of someone. It is not good and should not be talked about anymore. It does not matter if the person is nice or not; in any form, fashion, idea or way, taking advantage of someone is wrong. I can't judge someone if I did it as well...
What do you think about when you can't fall asleep?
Well I'm an insomniac so I really do not sleep; I swear, I think I'm a vampire!!! But in that duration of not sleeping I think about what I could have said to the man I loved before he left and went to college last year. I think of what kind of relationship we could of had if I had told him how my heart aches when we looks at. How I cry when ever he is not around me. The way his scent seems to linger where ever he goes. How close to heaven I feel when he smiles. How much I would love to kiss his beautiful lips. :sighs: I had many chances to tell him that, but now he is gone; I can only pray that I get another chance to say what I need to say...
What do you think courage means?
Courage is being able to confront what you truly fear. Not spiders or snakes, no... It is confronting something more intimate within your own self. Such as confronting that you have a festering hatred for the one person that you know that can and will help you. The knowledge that a that a family member had done something grotesque to you, and yet you want to deny it, put up a shield around it, and hope that it will go away and pray that no one has figured it out yet...
What do you think makes a good friend?
A good friend is someone that makes you laugh when you feel like hammered s***. Someone who is there when you have problems and tries to help think through them. A good friend is someone that laughs at or with you when there is nothing to do. Someone who does stupid, asinine things with when you are both bored and want something to do. A good friend has your back, no matter what the situation is...
What do you think makes a happy family?
A happy family is one with: trust, understanding, power, communication, love, togetherness, stupidity, mistakes, fun, troubles, soul food, religion, time out, and heart.
What things do you think are beautiful?
Things that I think are beautiful are not what some people think I should think are beautiful. (If you actually followed that, Congratulations!! You get cookies...)
A baby cooing at the slightest twinkle of a mother's earring.
The look on your lover's face as he/she tells you that they will go to the ends of the earth, Hell and back for you.
The sound of a child snoring. (yes i know. Weird.)
The sound of a new born baby vocalizing it's detest for the outside world. (once born they are so cold. That is why they scream like that.)
A first kiss with the one that you know with be yours for the rest of your natural life. (need I say more.)
Horses galloping into the horizon.
The purification of a lost soul...
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Mrs. Beichner! Please note that I am very hyper when I am typing this ok? I did not get a lot of sleep last night and am very jittery off of I don't know what. So please excuse my erratic mind boggling. I just did not want to freak you out when I published this post, okay? So yeah, I think I'm starting to wind down a little bit. Emphasis on the words "a little bit". Ta ta I will see you in class on Wednesday! Bye!!! ^-^ ^~*

What is...?

1. Something I do not like about myself is that I am way too mouthy and can't learn to shut my it.

2. I do well with getting in touch with my inner feelings. For the most part.

3. My favorite room in my house is my room. It is peaceful and quiet when I do not have my music on that is.

4. A good neighbor is some one who looks out for you and your house, when you are away, and a person who shares garden, food, house hold, and washing clothes secrets with you.

5. The worst thing that a parent can do to their children is treat their feelings as if they were nothing less than a cute joke and then brush them off.

6. My impression of a dull evening is what usually goes on in my house when I get home from school and or drivers ed.

7. The best way to deal with meddlesome people is to actually get in their face and tell them to back up off of your business, or you'll bring out the full wrath of God upon them. (Tee Hee.) ^-^

8. I am optimistic about having an everlasting love.

9. Something that I am pessimistic about is that I will see friends from school 20 years from now.

10. The term "He laughs best who laughs last" is a term that mostly deals with revenge. Some in the good way and some not. In the case of the not so good way, the person who had wrong brought upon him seeks out vengeance; he will eliminate that one person who has done him wrong and that laughed at him. On the other hand, you have patient man who waits for the chance to see that other person be cut down to his rightful place; the knowledge of that alone sends swells of elation through him that he laughs in triumph.

11. My most favorite song in the world is "Lean on Me" by Bill Withers. This song holds so much sentimental significance to me because it makes me think of all the people that I encounter during daily life who have problems and burdens in their lives. It gives them (and I) a sense of knowing that we can go to any one that we love and care for, if we need a shoulder to lean on.

"We all need some body to lean on.

I just might have a problem that you understand.

We all need some body to lean on."

All rights to Bill Withers.