Random!!!

What if people could learn to read each other's minds? That would be so da--darn awesome! You may not know it, but I have a highly developed frontal lobe. Not only do I possess the of telepathy, I also have the power of: pyrokinesis, telekinesis, aerokinesis, Cryokinesis, Electrokinesis, Tetrakinesis/Geokinesis, Hydrokinesis, Thermokinesis, Magnokinesis, Photokinesis, Psychokinesis/Psikokinesis, and Biokinesis. I can also have the gift of foresight.
Please read the fine print below:
(Please note that this is total crap and that I do not have any of these powers. I was just extremely bored and need something to do with my boredome. So if you start calling me and asking me to give you palm reading or to ask what your future is I will pop you upside the head for being to stupid. Kay bye.)

If your did not read the above fine print. Then you missed entire point of this post. And you deserve to be slapped for not reading it and for actually believing that I had these abilities. Well I'm bored again and need to find something to do, Bye!
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