What if...?

What would happen if animals could talk? What are some of the questions you would like to ask animals?
That would be so kickin' awesome if animals could talk! I would go up to my grandma's cat Bociphius (I don't even that that is how you spell it.) I would ask him, "Hey Bociphius? Why are you so big, I mean you have enough food and yet you keep eating? Are you depressed? I have never heard of a depressed cat at all." He would probably tell me to shut up and or scratch my face. Oh well. Plus i think some of the Hollywood animals would be so annoyed with their owners. Kind of like Paris Hilton. If I could get close enough to her dog long to ask a question and get answer, the answer would be something like this, "Please get me out of this little bag. She hasn't cleaned this bag for a week and I can't feel my legs. I hate it when she takes me out and starts to kiss my nose, blegh! Her breath smells so bad because her blood type is beer and wine. It makes me want scratch her eyes out and parade them around on my neck as a trophy." Yeah, that is kind of out of nowhere, but oh well.

What would happen if it really did rain cats and dogs?
Well that would be something now wouldn't it? I mean if it was actually raining cats and dogs I would be laughing my butt off trying to separate reality from fantasy. I really do not know what I would do if it was actually raining cats and dogs. That is a good question.

What would happen if you could become invisible whenever you wanted to? What are some of the things you could do that you cannot do now?
If I was invisible and could turn invisible any time that I wanted to it would be on my terms and my terms alone. Some of the things that I would do if I was invisible that I could not do before would actually sneak into Vin Diesel's house. That is all, I swear... But also sneak into my ex-friend's house and scare the living hell out of him. Muahahahahaaa...

What would happen if everyone wore the same clothes?
I would be the only one that was not wearing the same clothes as everyone else. Even if it was the law, I still would not do it. But an answer to the question at hand. It would be sort of nice, because then those girls that wear shirts that show every inch of cleavage that they got--that problem goes away. Plus those other girls that wear absolutely as less as they can, but they are stuffing themselves into clothes that are twenty sizes too small for them, and then everything is hanging out everywhere. Eewe!--yeah, that problem goes away as well...

What if you could walk up walls and across ceilings?
That would be so freakin' sweet! I would like be a weird creepy vampire from one of those cheap oldies Vampire rip off movie. yeah I would be so cool...

What would happen if you loved your neighbour as yourself? What if everyone did?
There would be less animosity in the world. But you know what that one rule is... You can't have love without hate.... But don't we wish is would it would be different.

What would happen if you grew taller than trees? How would this change your life?
Well it would be really hard trying to find clothes that fit you when you're that tall. Plus, I would NOT be able to do things that I could normally do. I wouldn't like it all.

What would happen if children ruled the world?
The end of the World. Hell on Earth... The end of reality! This would cause the fabric of reality to rip and our universe to be sucked into a dark vortex! Is this bad...

What if everyone lived under water? Where would people live? What games would children play? What would school be like?
If everyone lived under water there would be no obesity, and everyone would be stronger than other land creatures. This is because people would have to swim in treacherous currents and be adapted to the dangerous, and perilous conditions of the sea. NO ONE would be obese. They would be trim and muscular. Plus people would be wearing what belly dancers wear or less... awkward...

What would happen if you found gold in your backyard?
I would be richer than any of the philanthropists in existance. And then it depends on how much gold I find. If they are over fifty bricks of gold. Muahahahahaahahahahhaaaaa!!!

What if cows gave root beer instead of milk?
Dude! Like if cows gave Root Beer instead of Milk. Oh m-- :starts to cry and thanks god that such a question showed up on your blog,: I would be in such an advanced state in heaven. I would never leave the dairy farm--excuse me, Soda Farm. Moo!!

What would you do if you saw little bugs in your salad?
Laugh...

What would you do if Your friend had a broken leg? How would you cheer him up?
I would feel really, bad. Then I would go and break my own leg so that she/he would feel better. And then we can make jokes on how we would break each other's legs.

What would you do if you were in the middle of the lake and your boat began to leak?
I would start to cry. And or take off my shirt and use it as a plug to stop the leak. Then I would probable start screaming like a five year old school girl who has just had a large ginormous spider, named Larry, in her hair.

What would you do if a friend borrows things from you but never returns them?
I would go medieval on their @$$.. <= That technically is not swearing....

What would you do if a bully bothered you on your way home?
1.) Ask him to leave me alone.
2.) If he is a stupid moron and doesn't understand the word "Stop", than I will start to yell at him.
3.) There is no three, he would be on the ground crying like a sissy, mama's boy. (NO offense to anyone who always wants their mama.)

What would you do if you woke up in another country and no one could understand you?
I would probably cry and then start to think of ways to physically communicate with people what I need and want.

What would you do if you ordered an ice cream cone and you forgot to bring money?
Ask my mom, or maybe put the ice cream cone on lay-away.

What would you do if someone got in front of you when you were in line at the movies?
Be like, "Yo man! Do ya mind?! I was here first! And plus I'm having a good day for you to just come and get in front of me! So if you don't get back there where you belong you will from on be be under the belief that you are circus monkey named BoBo, who's only soul purpose in life is to make me laugh every time you fall in your own crap when you trip while doing one of your monkey dances!" (Wow really scary)

What would you do if your jelly sandwich fell upside down on the floor?
At least the dust bunnies are fed regularly...

What would you do if two of your best friends went to the movies without inviting you?
I would stalk them and then put little signs on their cars saying that I had died and will haunt them forever, because I would not be dead if they had invited me to go with them...

What would you do if the surprise party was for you but you weren't surprised?
Well it would really suck for the people who threw the surprise party for me in the first place. I would actually be really scared and probably hit someone by accident.

What would you do if you got a present you didn't like?
That happens alot, I'm used to it. But in the end those presents still have their uses. What I do is keep thinking about my step dad in a blue and pink, glittery tutu dancing to "It's a small world after all". That image keeps the surprise affect on my face. (It really does work.)

What would you do if you dropped the cookie jar and it broke?
Blame it on the evil invisible gremlins. They always make my life a living heck.

What would you do if someone said you did something wrong and you didn't?
Well what I would do is re-do the thing again to show them how wrong they were and then rub it in their face. But i'm not that mean to rub it in someone's face. Or am I?...

What would you do if your new shoes felt fine in the store but now they are hurting?
Comfort over fashion. Period.

What would you do if someone told you a joke that you don't think is funny?
Not even pretend to laugh. I would most likely say, "What?"

What would you do if you found a magic wand?
OH YES!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! I'm so happy right now! (Turns and mother "What would I do if I found a magic wand?" Her reply, "I shudder to think..." I can't really blame her...) I would most likely be bent world domination with ALL of my friends at my side as I take over the cosmos. And let us not forget the ever sexy Vin Diesel as my husband. What a glorious day that will be. MUAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!! Yes I had way too much sugar, plus I'm really tired. A strong emphasis on the words "really tired".

What would you say if someone told you it was all right to steal from a large department store?
"Haha! You're on crack..." and or "You're a re-re." and or "You must have come from the shallow end of the gene pool."

What would you do if you saw a friend cheating--report it, confront the friend, nothing--and why?
I would probably go to them and talk to them about it, but then I think God and bad Karma will eventually catch up to him/her.
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Please note that this is at 10:00 pm and I'm very tired from the previous night when Erika spent the night to go to church with me and hear me sing today in church. We were so hyper last night it was so funny though. Ta ta ^-^